and I've got nothing to do tonight but..
wait a second.. what's this?
What?? We're already recording?!
When you're done with this life, we'll send you to the next one according to your score.
Didn't we agree you would only start recording when everything worked out for me?
with that guy I've been thinking about?
what would you do? Would you say `Ohh just kill me there's no way I can be happy now
or call a friend, or give someone on the street a complement,
or volunteer at the meditation center, or write something creative,
or go dancing, or just smile at someone, or just take a deep breath and tell myself I'm awesome, or..
we're thinking of making you an elevator constantly playing `marry that girl' next time..
..well being a higher power.. can you at least tell me when he'll call?
ohh sure.. it'll be next.. ohh sorry you're out of higher-power query karma..